How to lose your job ...

by Tonya J. Thomas

Where There is Smoke, There is Fired . Well almost, apparently a resignation serves the same general purpose when it comes to American educational institutions. On April 27, 2007 it was revealed the admissions Dean at M...read more

by Bruno Somerset

Losing a job is easy; losing it with style is another matter altogether. Anyone can call in sick every day, or sleep at their desk, or be totally unproductive. All of these things will cause you to lose your job. But le...read more

by Sweetbob

Today's job market is flooding with candidates that can do your job either just as good as you or better. Losing your job is easier now than ever before. Job websites like Careerbuilder.com and Monster.com has made employe...read more

by Gary Sacco

Getting bored at work? If your answer is yes, it may be time to switch careers. Choose that new direction, craft an attractive resume, search jobs on line and pound the pavement. Conversely, are you feeling great about you...read more

by Rachelle de Bretagne

How to lose your job. The title implies that an employee wants to leave their employment. Why not do it with panache ! There are many ways that you can achieve it, and why anyone would want to may be questionable, t...read more

by Lauren Beyenhof

Although sex, scandal and unethical behavior seem to sell big when it comes to movie plots, these are things that will not go over well at all in the workplace. The quickest way to lose your job is to participate in behavi...read more

by Logan Andrear

Sexual harassment, pornography, physical abuse, illegal drugs, or just plain incompetence. Sure, those will get you fired, but they've been done before. Where's the fun in that. For a real good time you have to WORK at ...read more

by Costas Chryanthou

The obvious boring ways to lose a job range from failing to meet the employers expectations and include giving the employer a reason to get fired. It is that easy. Simple ways of losing a job are poor timekeeping which...read more

by MysLykeMeeh

You get bored of your job and you want to lose it? Here's how: 1. Arrived late.Be sure that your boss came first before you. That's one grounds. 2. Always be the first person to shout, "Breaktime" and rush yourself t...read more

by Deanne Phillips

There must be fifty ways to leave your employer... Slip in to work late, Jake. Be too loud in your cubby, Lovie. Back-stab all your co-workers, Bertha. Just listen to me. Serf the Internet, Brett. Get drunk at the ...read more

by Teresa Meakin

Top tips on how to lose your job:- 1, Turn up late every morning with no explanation. 2, Turn up half drunk smelling of alcohol. 3, Phone in sick at least once a week. 4, Tell your boss he's useless at his job...read more

by Clacky McSnackins

It isn't difficult to lose a job, especially for some people, who can't seem to keep a job no matter how hard they try. Sometimes however, keeping a job is no longer reasonable and you need a means of leaving with a bang....read more

by Allen Teal

In answering how to lose your job, most people would rather know why would you want to lose a job in the first place. There are several reasons to want to lose a job. Maybe you work for a family member that you fear ...read more

by Steve Martin

I manage of staff of approximately 40. In terms of value to the Department, I would raise one point that has huge relevance to answering this question: Staff training! Staff training! Staff training! I have members o...read more

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by Charles W Straw

With so many people being cut from jobs, companies down sizing or moving off shore, why would one want to lose a job? That may happen soon enough, for any of us. If you have a job, be glad and try to keep it. If you hav...read more

by Lori Anderson

There are many ways to lose your job whether its intentional or not. 1. Argue with the boss or a fellow employee to create a scene. 2. Be habitually late going to work or coming back from lunch. 3. Be disrespectful fo...read more

by Annette Liike

In today's economy it is much easier to lose your job than it has been in the past. There are a number of people ready and willing in the wings waiting for your position to open up. If you begin each day a little slower ...read more

by Richard Serra

I'm going to focus on reasons other than a deliberate attempt to lose the job. I would imagine the same reasons can be used if one wants to get fired for what ever reason. Aside from all the normal things people do that ...read more

by Erik Van Tongerloo

Losing your job; it is something that can happen but we hope that it doesn't happen because we all need money. Losing a job means that you can get problems in paying your bills and it is difficult to live on a comfortable ...read more

by Alan Fernald

It is very hard nowadays, to lose your job. Even when you speak your mind, unless you actually become overly insubordinate, the low unemployment rate means that most bosses are still highly reluctant to fire people unless...read more