Helium.com | Humor | Humor: Cooking the Thanksgiving turkey http://www.helium.com/knowledge/291306-humor-cooking-the-thanksgiving-turkey.xml Helium.com > Humor > Humor: Cooking the Thanksgiving turkey en-us Copyright Helium.com Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:01:20 GMT Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:01:20 GMT We had been living together for about a year when his family finally decided to visit our cozy little home. Our decision not to get married and sor... http://www.helium.com/items/1652933-humor-cooking-the-thanksgiving-turkey Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:17:00 The first time I decided to make the Thanksgiving Turkey, my mom told me to make sure I removed the bag of guts inside. Maybe I shouldn't say guts.... http://www.helium.com/items/1651640-thanksgiving-turkey-and-the-bag-of-guts Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:26:23 Plans were put into motion for Thanksgiving dinner to be held at our home, the first year my husband and I were married. Cooking the Thanksgivin... http://www.helium.com/items/1650968-humor-cooking-a-thanksgiving-turkey Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:47:27 Sometimes there are memories that no matter how many years pass by, will bring a smile to your face. This "turkey" story is definitely one of those... http://www.helium.com/items/1649774-thanskgiving-dinner-cooking-humour Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:08:02 I felt steamy resentment grow as I knelt before the stove basting my fowl traitor. "I hate you," I hissed at him while I poured hot drippings over... http://www.helium.com/items/1648992-turkeys-revenge Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:45:01 Life in the southern states is filled with many family traditions. Just like others in the lower 48 states, southerners take pride in how their tur... http://www.helium.com/items/1646950-thanksgiving-preperation Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:31:12 How to cook the Thanksgiving turkey A Story For the Contest by a rookie Helium writer Of all the Birdes in the Wildes of the Land of Massachussetts... http://www.helium.com/items/1646772-humor-cooking-the-thanksgiving-turkey Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:50:13 I was excited. This was the first Thanksgiving that my parents had let me spend away from home. They said that I could go to my friend Rodney's ho... http://www.helium.com/items/1646697-the-most-awkward-thanksgiving Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:59:32 We had come up from Texas to Colorado for Thanksgiving. The eight of us after a 12 hour drive and as always, I was exhausted. My sister, bless her ... http://www.helium.com/items/1646646-humor-cooking-the-thanksgiving-turkey Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:29:16 A couple of years ago I offered to host my first Thanksgiving for my family and cook the Thanksgiving turkey. Since this was going to be the first... http://www.helium.com/items/1646277-cooking-the-thanksgiving-turkey Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:44:58 Ever wonder what to do if while cooking a Thanksgiving turkey you should drop it on the floor? Since dropping Thanksgiving turkeys may not be all t... http://www.helium.com/items/1646077-thanksgiving-turkey-humor-about-cooking-turkey-and-dropping-turkey-on-the-floor Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:55:43 Have you ever found yourself talking to your turkey on the night before and/or the morning of Thanksgiving? I have and I do almost every Thanksgivi... http://www.helium.com/items/1645970-turkey-day-thanksgiving-turkey Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:56:20