Helium.com | Humor | Humor: The turkey's perspective on Thanksgiving http://www.helium.com/knowledge/291305-humor-the-turkeys-perspective-on-thanksgiving.xml Helium.com > Humor > Humor: The turkey's perspective on Thanksgiving en-us Copyright Helium.com Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:01:20 GMT Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:01:20 GMT "Uncle Earl's Disappearance" Tom Turkey opened his eyes. He couldn't believe it was that time of year again. Sighing Tom stretched his legs and scr... http://www.helium.com/items/1654178-creative-writing-the-life-of-a-turkey-at-thanksgiving Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:11:21 I'll tell ya, there's something wrong with people today. In 1957, there was one star of Thanksgiving: me. The big old bird. But not anymore. Now th... http://www.helium.com/items/1654151-turkey Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:08:58 "Eat more beef! Eat more beef!"A chorus rose into the sky and drifted over the flatlands. "Louder, Gertrude. I want the cows on the back forty to h... http://www.helium.com/items/1653757-a-turkeys-perspective-on-thanksgiving Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:34:46 "Dad! Dad!" The turkey poult squawked, "Will you tell us a story before bedtime?" "Don't I always tell you a story before bedtime, Tommy?" Father T... http://www.helium.com/items/1653242-what-the-turkey-thinks-of-thanksgiving Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:28:24 Cold Turkey Somewhere within a secret hillside country unknown to man, was a vast turkey refuge, hidden from the hunger driven cruelties of human k... http://www.helium.com/items/1652080-humor-cold-turkey Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:18:28 Thomas re-read his article one more time searching for spelling and grammatical errors. He was very pleased with the content, and especially with t... http://www.helium.com/items/1651040-other-options-for-thanksgiving-turkey Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:43:00 Talking Turkey The other day it was so nice out I decided to take the back roads. over to the stores. There is a certain house that always has hund... http://www.helium.com/items/1650339-humor-the-turkeys-perspective-on-thanksgiving Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:27:38 "It is a far far better thing I do than I have ever done,but I ain't doing it,"gobbled Old Tom. "Hey you got the short straw fair and square,"I tol... http://www.helium.com/items/1650136-saving-tom-turkey Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:30:19 I arrived at the farm on a flatbed truck in a little wire cage. I was only a young bird, barely old enough to be separated from my mom. I didn't kn... http://www.helium.com/items/1649261-turkeys-point-of-view-thanksgiving Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:29:28 Tony's breathing would not settle as he hid behind the large stump. His feathers itched, but he dared not move. The farmer's footsteps grew closer ... http://www.helium.com/items/1648975-funny-young-reader-thanksgiving-turkey Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:10:32 Another Thanksgiving rolling around and I did not want any part of this celebration. I have heard all those horrible stories that have been handed ... http://www.helium.com/items/1648558-turkey-bessing Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:05:22 Death by a Ford "Heavenly father, we would like to thank you for blessing us with this beautiful meal today, shared by all of our friends and famil... http://www.helium.com/items/1647743-the-turkeys-perspective-on-thanksgiving Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:11:53 It was Thanksgiving eve. Henrietta Turkey looked up at the gray November sky with a sense of foreboding. Each evening, as suppertime approached, H... http://www.helium.com/items/1647405-humor-the-turkeys-perspective-on-thanksgiving Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:07:42 Thanksgiving from the Turkey's Perspective Actually, turkeys don't have a Thanksgiving perspective. For one thing, the brains of domesticated turk... http://www.helium.com/items/1647319-thanksgiving-from-the-turkeys-perspective Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:45:42 As a young poult, I believed being born a turkey was a fabulous privilege. We are beautiful birds, spoiled by man. The food we eat is always abund... http://www.helium.com/items/1647054-turkeys-perspective-on-thanksgiving Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:22:34 Thanksgiving? Never better. I must say, I like Thanksgiving a lot. Especially dinner. Yes, I am a turkey. What's wrong with that? Now that you ment... http://www.helium.com/items/1646723-humor-the-turkeys-perspective-on-thanksgiving Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:19:38 As I tuck my head down into my feathers I can hear footsteps of Elmer Fudd prancing through the forest. It must be that time of year again. I have... http://www.helium.com/items/1646634-humor-the-turkeys-perspective-on-thanksgiving Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:13:04 I have my whole life ahead of me. Understand? My "whole" life! Not a cutup and eaten life inside multiple human bodies. Not a hand me down table sc... http://www.helium.com/items/1646323-how-a-thanksgiving-turkey-can-live-a-longer-life---one-turkeys-funny-story Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:16:45