Jokes: Pastor jokes 9 Articles

by David Burnett

As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his order also required that...read more

by William Hamilton

There were two brothers that died together in an automobile accident. Each has the same strange request for their pastor, they wanted to be buried with a million dollars. A few months after the funerals, the two pastors...read more

by Charles Hicks-Moore

A pastor preaches his first sermon in a new church on the subject of brotherly love. After the service the elders come to him with absolutely glowing praise. "We are so glad you responded to God's call and became our new...read more

by Keith Hillman

This is the one about a Catholic lady and her parrot. It seems that every time someone entered her house the parrot yelled out 'Hello big boy - fancy a good time?' She decided to discuss this problem with her priest. ...read more

by Stephen Bate

I don't think that any of these take the Church's name in vain! I hope that you enjoy a selection of my favorite pastor jokes. Joke 1 At a recent pastor's retreat each minister in attendance was asked the following q...read more

by Pat Lunsford

An old Preacher was out fishing one day when he looked down and saw a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, "Sir, I've had a spell cast on me. If you'll kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I'll make you hap...read more

by blackbeanaddict

Late one night two grave diggers were working late filling in a grave from an earlier funeral that took place at dusk. The town Reverend had paid them to stay afterword and finish till it was done. Old Joe and Hank had ...read more

by Linda Ann Nickerson

MISSIONARY MISHAP A young American couple, fresh out of seminary, was headed to the mission field. They completed their board applications, passed all their interviews and raised the required monthly support. Assigne...read more

by Jay O'Toole

My Dad shared this story with me when I was a child. It stars an old fashioned "Point & Preacher", the kind that don't believe in preparation because that would "Take the spiritual out of the sermon." "It seems t...read more