Humor: Things to do in Wal-Mart 51 Articles

by Scott Blackburn

The Ultimate 20: Things to do at Wal-Mart Not even Disney world can rival the fun you can have at a local Wal-Mart. After you are done buying beef jerky, toilet paper, a dvd, and a power-tool set, here is a list of some...read more

by T.C Leonard

Years ago, Warren Zevon wrote a song called "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead," and a few years later there was a movie by the same title, starring Andy Garcia. A nice sequel for either would be "Things to Do in Wa...read more

by Holle Abee

I was thinking on my last stroll through Walmart...someone could actually live in the place. I don't mean like when my husband tells me that I "live in Walmart" as hyperbole. I mean someone could actually LIVE in the 24-7 ...read more

by Nichole Burgoyne

In a town such as mine, Walmart can make a boring Saturday night with your friends much more enjoyable..that is if you know how to transform a 24 hour store into an all-night amusement park. It becomes a game to us to see ...read more

by Mark Richard

I got from a friend some REALLY fun things to do at your local Wal-mart. 1.When someone your age comes running down the aisle, grab a friend and clothes-line the person. 2.Make a throwing contest. Find easy-to-throw...read more

by R Marie Taylor

After fighting for a place to park and dodging speeding vehicles for the 1/4 mile trip to get near the store, you must then take your life in your hands and try to cross the busy highway where pedestrians and impatient mot...read more

by Lisa Hunt Warren

Become Someone Who Is In-The-Know: Start by stopping by the book the department. Here you can scan the latest book on politics, find seven new dinner ideas in cook books, scan the self-help tables of contents to locate...read more

by Jon Coe

I was in, or at, a Wal*Mart store the other week, when a strange lady rode a broom through the store, like one of those hobby horses. She had a cowboy hat on and a sheriff's badge. She was singing the Wizard of Oz theme tu...read more

by Joanne Mansfield

In these parts of Western, North Carolina, Wal-Mart, better known as Wally World, offers tourists and locals alike a real taste of the "BIG TOP". If you are looking for a new coiffure, stop by the hair salon. Gertie wi...read more

by Suzy Snowflake

Want to have a little fun in the Wal-Mart? 1.) Play the "Let's Torture the Pharmacist Game". Walk to the consultation counter at the pharmacy and pretend to have an argument with yourself. When the pharmacist or tech...read more

by Theresa Michael

There comes a point where you finally learn how much you have taken wal-mart for granted. This point comes usually for me when I am looking for something at the Base Exchange here in Japan where my husband is currently sta...read more

by Rickey Vickers

Millions of Americans visit Chinamart, er, Walmart each and every day. Most have gone into the store without really knowing why, similar to the moth drawn to the flame. The next time you find yourself in this situation, ...read more

by Brett Spadaro

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the...read more

by Joseph Lerner

A great way to pass the time in Wal-Mart is to bring a bunch of friends and play hide-and-seek. This activity is best played with at least five people no earlier than eleven o'clock. These are important because if you pl...read more

by Cee Peterson

When you live in a small town as I do many of your night are spent at Walmart. There is so many fun and interesting things to do at Walmart. Especially if you are underage and cannot go anywhere else. Walmart is the b...read more

by J Store

You know, I was never really interested in going shopping with my wife - and I was especially against the idea of even setting foot in Wal-Mart. That is, until I discovered the single greatest way to achieve a real rush fr...read more

by Suzanne Roerig

Dress nice before you go to Wal-Mart. Why? because you are going to run into friends and family while in the store. I don't care what time you go, you will see someone, even if it's midnight. So look good. At Wal-Mart y...read more

by Deborah Katz

Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart: 1. Watch frustrated parents attempt NOT to beat their children in the aisles...they know there are cameras...they know... 2. Ask any Wal-Mart "associate" where the Victorian Door Nut Cru...read more

by sir jorge

Oh, the glorious world of Walmart. Many people are quick to hate the big chain for stomping on the little guy, but what good is the little guy? The little guy needs to gird their loins and get with the program. There are o...read more

by Pat Fennelly

1. Destroy all of the Guitar Hero guitars where the entire store has congregated and watch the sad faces as every single customer filters out of the store. 2. Bring several blank rolls of film to be developed and curse t...read more