Jokes: Blonde jokes 38 Articles

by David Mckellar

This article carries a warning for readers who are natural (or unnatural) blonde, please do not take offence to these jokes. If you do not like them, simply replace the word "blonde" with the name of a prominent politician...read more

by Renee' Palmer

I have been collecting Dumb Blonde Jokes since I was a little kid when I was actually a blonde. Fortunately my hair kept growing out darker and darker until now I am a brunette. I think my hair realized I was smart and dec...read more

by Fred C

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with both ears badly burned. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your left ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, and instead of picking up the phone, I pick...read more

by Graham Mcgregor

1) A woman is on a walk and comes across a river. She cannot find a way across and there is no bridge. However, there is someone on the other side, a blonde. So the first woman asks, "How do you get to the other side of ...read more

by Jem Gedwing

When looking at the reason people make Blonde jokes one must look at the beginning thereof. Blonde women have throughout the centuries served as a mirror possessing the magical power of reflecting man at twice natural siz...read more

by Bill Whitney

I wonder how many million blond jokes there are in the world. I'll bet their are more jokes than there are real blonds. I have two daughters that are sort of blonds so I think that I have probably heard a good majority o...read more

by Stephen Bate

We all like to laugh at a good blonde joke, despite the fact that they are slightly offensive and discriminatory, but here are a couple where the blondes try to fight back! Joke 1 A blonde was tired of everyone think...read more

by Valerie Ashton

A radio station in town used to play a different joke every morning. Here is one of my all-time favorite classic blonde jokes that has been stuck in my head for years: Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit...read more

by Jobie Weetaluktuk

A blonde was vacuuming the house when nothing happened. She didn't vacuumed the house. Nobody can. Maybe King Kong or Godzilla. Even then they would need a vacuum big enough to suck up a house. Maybe if they got a bun...read more

by Double S

You want some more jokes! 1) A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left - phone a friend. The next question will give you the top ...read more

by Kwami Adadevoh

Top Ten 10. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! 9. The assistant asked the blonde if she w...read more

by John Sammon

Why Testicles? By John Sammon There are certain parts of the human body I just can't figure out. For example, testicles, you know, the little round reproductive spheres men have. ...read more

by Jill Riddle

A blond, redhead, and a brunette are trapped on top of a burning building. All three were pretty hysterical, when they heard four young men yell up to them that they hand a blanket and could catch them in it. The brunet...read more

by Rob Purifoy

This one is a true story and since it's my own invented joke based on a situation, it may be one of those " had to be there" things but everyone laughed so hard at the time, probably because it wasn't in a joke format, it ...read more

by Joseph Lerner

I'll put a few on here, since they might be a bit short. Two blondes drive along a desert road, when they see a blonde sitting in the middle of the sand rowing along in a canoe. The first blonde turns to her friend and...read more

by Jennifer Dickey

Being married to a blonde and also having a blonde daughter and mother, I always get a kick out of these: 1-A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging out on a limb of a cliff. As the limg begins to give away the br...read more

by Kessie Carroll

A brunette and a redhead were jumping up and down on some railroad tracks. As they jumped, they chanted, "23! 23! 23!" A blond came walking up the road. She stopped and watched the brunette and the redhead as they jumpe...read more

by Clare Elgar

"You Do Know That's Cabbage Don't You?" That is it, I am going to dye my hair a mousy, chocolate brown colour. Being the stereotypical blonde has got me into much trouble over the past few years it's unbelievable! I...read more

by Ruth Woodhouse

When I went out to the letterbox this morning a blonde neighbour came racing over to tell me some exciting news. She was jumping up and down and squealing with delight, "Guess what! Guess what!" It wasn't hard to guess w...read more

by Dean Holmes

Peaches and Candi, both blondes, are both working away on building a house. Peaches is wiring the living room; Candi is in the basement nailing wall trusses. Both furiously at it, Peaches notices a light pinging sound ever...read more