It is unfortunate that some poor souls in the U.S.A. have been so brainwashed with bumball (baseball) and dumball(plastic rugby men in tights) that they have a violent allergic reaction to the awful truth,or maybe that's just the way they are,the poor things.They can't even grasp the simple geometrical fact that a ball is round or the painfully obvious historical fact that the name football is the simple,truthful description of a game played with the feet and a ball!They should go back to school and try to learn something this time instead of thinking that now their ignorance is no longer being exposed tthey can mouth off as much as they like and get away with it.If they don't like football,why can't they just leave it alone instead of stealing its name for garbage?

The name football is a simple,truthful description based on the words foot and ball.This was later translated into other languages as a single new word.For example,the French words for foot and ball are pied and balle respectively,but the French do not call football piedballe.
Liars,in their desperation,are actually now trying to suggest it was the other way round!
The most laughable example of their self inflicted insanity is that they will babble about golazos before they could bring themselves to even call a goal a goal!

Bumball and dumball are second hand phoney garbage based on ridiculous lies.Some nitwits would still maintain that bumball was a great American invention,even after it has become painfully obvious that it is a laughable mixture of cricket(with all the skill removed of course)and the girl's game of rounders,which explains why it is also cissy.Apart from the lie that this pathetic mess was invented,the other lie at the heart of bumball is that a club is a bat.A club and a bat are two entirely different objects,so there is actually no such thing as a baseball bat.It is a bumball club!Tell the truth and shame the devil.Replacing a bat with a club was,incidentally,one example of the diabolical removal of skill and method.Just what airheads like.Instead of playing a stroke you swipe and hope.Isn't that wonderful?
Gee,wow,what a play!

Then there's dumball,which some unfortunates actually yearn to call football.In their dreams. Centuries before this hysterical nonsense was cooked up a bunch of upper class twits from a snooty school in Rugby,England dreamed up an unbelievable mess of a game designed for boneheaded,clumsy lumps who could just about walk upright and use their

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