Satire: Why I despise soccer

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by Robert Picken

It is unfortunate that some poor souls in the U.S.A. have been so brainwashed with bumball (baseball) and dumball(plastic rugby men in tights) that they have a violent allergic reaction to the awful truth,or maybe that's j...read more
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by Keith Bailey

My parents forced me to play organized soccer. I wish they had banned me from soccer for the rest of my life. And I mean soccer, not the sport the rest of the world calls futbol. If I was captured by enemy combatants a...read more

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