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Humor: Pack rats 9 Articles

  • 1 of 9

    by Elizabeth Cowan

    To Keep or Not to Keep, That is the Question. The beat up old shoes landed in the trash with a thud. "What did you just throw away?" he asked. "Your old shoes." "Don't throw them out. I might need them som...read more

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    by Olivia Bredbenner

    You might be wondering what could be funny about loving a pack rat. In this case, she is a much-loved daughter-in-law. The truth is, you have to tackle the challenge that you are blessed with and that means both th...read more

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    by Sabrina Samuel

    The current politically correct title for a pack rat is "hoarder". This, in layman's terms, is one who cannot throw out otherwise useless gack (stuff). Never shall this precious junk ever see the inside of a landfill, recy...read more

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    by Jordan Miller

    Pack Rats are around us, whether we like it or not. They tend to take everything, stash it away somewhere, and team together to make movies about casino heists and - wait a second, that's the Rat Pack. Fairly similar in th...read more

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    by del lobo

    Why I like my Pack Rat Ways From the word go, I've been a pack rat. 'You never know when this may come in handy' has always been my motto. 'Never throw anything away, it can always be put to use', I think I heard my s...read more

  • by cyndihaltom52

    The pack rat is a furry little rat, also known as a wood rat, approximately 18" long which does include his tail. He lives mainly in North and Central America, although sometimes they can be found as far south as Nicaragu...read more

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    by Excalibur Snape

    Tripping over everything is a real pain. And I mean pain. Having things stick into your foot or your butt when you fall down after having some weird object in pail its self in the tender part of your foot. Causing you...read more

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    by Rae Anna Blake

    If you look up the work Pack Rat in the dictionary, you will find proudly displayed next to the definition a photo of my mother in law. I do not say this in gest, my mother in law is a true pack rat by every definition of...read more

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    by Tom Walsh

    Now where did I put that? I know it was right here last time I saw it. Let's see now, it was in a box just like that one. No, it's not here. Oh, I know, I have some boxes just like that one out in the garage. Okay, now on ...read more

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