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Humor: Kids and food

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    by Kiki Mcdonald

    If it doesn't come in grease stained paper bag with a cheap plastic toy thrown in, my son does not recognize it as food. I have struggled to get him to eat healthy food since the day he acquired a full set of teeth. As ...read more

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    by Sherry Akers

    The Fridge Bandit My 3 year old son is going through a stage where he gets up in the middle of the night to try to find something to eat. At first it started out with a piece of bread here and there or maybe some crack...read more

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    by Dawn Pikey-Borgmann

    Why is it that when you put food in front of young children they look at you like you have vomited on their plate? I often find myself negotiating at the dinner table just to get them eat something that really doesn't tas...read more

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    by Helen Gyselman

    In this family, teenage rebellion is to be enjoyed because it invariably ends up with the kids insisting they'll make their own food: woohoo, Mum has a break from cooking! Even the incident of my sister blowing up the gril...read more

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    by Joanne Mansfield

    Teens, no matter who they are, possess insatiable appetites that never seem to be quenched. Just ask their parents who have to foot the grocery bills. It makes no difference what they are given to eat or they amount they ...read more

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    by Michelle Jones

    Well what can i say about kids and food; I know that my son is going through that stage where he would rather play and throw his food around than eat it. I went to the kitchen of our small flat, to get my son a drink and ...read more

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    by Shashank Gokhale

    Kids eat ice cream so much faster than regular food One of the headaches that most parents face is getting their kids to eat nutritious food. Yup, you got it, fruits and vegetables. I am still waiting for the day when...read more

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    by muir

    These are the kids that I have been blessed with. To set the scene, I spend Sunday morning in the kitchen making lunch and also preparing for the weekly school and work lunches. Dinner time comes around, 4 kids screaming f...read more

  • by Jessica Kidd

    So, kids say the darnedest things was one of the most popular shows for a good amount of years, mostly because whenever we watched it we all recognized familiarities of either our own childhood or the crazy antics of our c...read more

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