What will happen to the world when men will have as much capability as that of women in terms of childbearing? Go over the possible scenarios enumerated below.

1. Women raping men will rise dramatically in the hope that the fertilized ovum will land on the masculine womb. I still have no idea how this will happen, but it should to make use of the masculine womb.

2. Sexual appetite of men towards procreation will nosedive like a plane losing its wings in midair. Imagine losing your six-pack abs. Imagine sacrificing your active lifestyle. Imagine losing your quarterback position once those two dreaded HCG lines appear in your pregnancy test.

3. More newborn babies of men will prefer feeding on bottles than painstakingly suck on the minuscule nipple of men. Oh poor little babies. While we are at it, a new line of pumps will have to be invented to accommodate the demands of men with a set of lactating chest.

4. A paternity pad shall have to be invented to suit the structure of men. Probably they should have wings too that will be flexible enough to withstand the ever changing size of girth and length depending on the day's stimulants.

5. Employers and businesses that were previously bias towards hiring men will now think twice since paternity leaves will now take as long and tedious as that of maternity leaves.

6. Egg cell banks will become as lucrative as sperm cell banks that will cater mostly to men who are into same-sex marriages. Getting the eggs however will be a very challenging process because it will be so unlike sperm collection where men can just whip a spoonful in a speed of lightning.

7. Men as a specie will be wiped out scientifically speaking since a man with a womb is historically and logically called a woman. This will mark the end of the Feminist movement.

8. There will be a lot of false accusations and suspicions against men sporting beer bellies. Time to buy that test strip buddy before gulping another bottle or you may unintentionally harm the baby.

9. A new specialization will be introduced which might be called Obstetrics-Virilogy or Obstetrics-Homology as opposed to OB-gynecology. Homo and viri (virile) are the latin words for man so I supposed these could be the possible titles for those attending to pregnant men.

10. Marriages will require a pre-nuptial agreement that will include among others who will carry the first baby and so on and so forth.

Women will no longer be as priviliged in every child custody cases. Gender equality will become a more complicated issue.

In all of these I am still undecided on where the baby should come out from men. I highly suggest that since the anus is too messy and too tough for the baby, I am suggesting that every pregnant man shall be required to undergo delivery under C-section. Of course, bikini cut is still an option.

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