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Poetry: Driving humor 5 Articles

  • 1 of 5

    by Debra Dando

    Straight On Over Dear ! He asks 'How much further is this place?' I smile and hold my hat in place. I do hope he hasn't guessed - I haven't got the foggiest! The map doesn't show a crossroads here, 'Just carry on s...read more

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    by Five Sisters

    Ah driving tis' a tricky art Be it in a dodge Or donkey cart If someone is behind you close A careening pass Is wanted most They'll pull in tight Try showing might But I'll just chuckle And slow in spite I...read more

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    by Mechelle McCarrell ICS.LPN

    All the families off on a trip I wish the kids would zip their lips Driving down the road with this noise Hey! would you please be quiet boys? Your father's trying to drive Finally miles later I get my peace and ...read more

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    by Linda Ann Nickerson

    MINIS AND WHINNIES The miniature horses are cute. They pull carts and wagons to boot. For folks great and small, The minis enthrall With darlingness most absolute. A horse may be tiny or tall, While ponies aren...read more

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    by Ryan Hart

    This is insane! Are you kidding? Just get out of my way! Surely you only do this to spite me! I'm in a hurry today! There is no reason to go so slow, besides how old that you are! Of course you've got to be old! I...read more

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