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Humor: The differences between a man and a woman 14 Articles

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    by Kimberley Rockdale

    Men! I'm surrounded by them....frustrated by them...intrigued by them... Did I mention frustrated by them? I happen to work in a male dominated business. My social circles, particularly here in Texas, are male-do...read more

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    by T.J. Paul

    Truly, I am a sensitive man. I have a soft spot in my heart for breaking things. And I'm not altogether certain that most women are properly appreciative of this particular sensitive aspect of the male specimen....read more

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    by Stephy Jemmisparks

    I have decided to approach this article with a question and answer approach to the many questions my guy friends ask about women. Zoom in:The ten mystery questions that baffle men concerning women - and possible answers...read more

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    by Bob Cornell

    Let me first state that I am definitely neither a "male chauvinist pig" nor am I a "woman hater". These are terms that my wife sometimes uses to describe me , when I do something wrong (which is most of the time) or shes "...read more

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    by David Montgomery

    I slept peacefully in the antique bed that my wife, Elaine, made me buy off ebay. Suddenly, I was awakened by Elaine screaming, "You jerk! I can't believe you did that!" Having been unconscious for at least six hours,...read more

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    by Jayne Bonilla

    The difference between a man and a WOman is the "WO"! And I mean WO baby! My husband and I went to see a therapist recently. I did most the talking and my husband chimed in whenever I let him get a word in edgewise. By the...read more

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    by Tony Johnson

    I woke up the other day with a dilemma that made using the restroom difficult. My private member was standing tall and it was hard for me work out a stance where I could have an enjoyable urinating experience. I tried plac...read more

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    by M.R Vavala

    My eight year old daughter has just recently learned this very old rhyme; Boys are weak, chuck them in the creek. Girls are strong, like King Kong... it is her favourite method at tauntng her three younger brothers. ...read more

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    by Lowri Ann Davies

    A couple, Mark and Joanna, are curled up on the sofa at Joanna's small modest flat in Kensington London. They have been together for over three years with no unhappy interruptions; Joanna thinks; Wow this is so romanti...read more

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    by Hanna Elizabeth

    My story begins on a dark, stormy night. Although it was only a few nights ago, it's etched in my brain like an etch-a-sketch. Tip it and it might fall out all over this page. With the wind whipping my brain into a frenzy....read more

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    by Brenda Johnson

    As a woman of age 36, who works in a profession that is easily 90% male, I am excited to share my thoughts on the observable differences between men and women. This is best illustrated by reflecting on some "typical" respo...read more

  • by Courtney Petrella

    There are many differences between a woman and and a man. Oh, this is going to be too much fun. I am 28 years old, and yes i know many of these differences. First and foremost, when women are sick, the move on, still t...read more

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    by John Graham

    70 YEARS OF RESEARCH INTO WOMEN "Would you mind not being so rational? she said. "Would you mind being more romantic?" This is the sort of statement that distinguishes women from men and makes that curious female sex ...read more

  • by Alison Bezzina

    The ultimate love affair by Alison Bezzina What is it about men and cars? What is that special bond no woman, dog or mistress has ever managed to understand, let alone re-create? How does an inanimate metal object,...read more

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