Humor: I am a perfect parent 57 Articles

by Todd Christian

My wife knows that she can trust me at home with our two-year-old boy for long periods of time without having to worry, and she knows that there is nothing I would rather do than spend time with him. She honestly thinks I'...read more

by Laurie Feldman

I am a perfect parent. How do I know, you ask? Easy. Whenever I go anywhere, people are always pointing and staring. Bystanders are so wowed by my parenting skills that they often stand before me with their mouths wide ope...read more

by Catherine Leigh

I am the perfect mother of two perfect children. "The happiest children I've ever seen," that's what people say when they meet us. I don't know how it happened. I've never been any good at anything before in my life...read more

by Elizabeth Flores

I am a perfect parent with out a doubt. No question asked. Because my purse has been converted into a diaper bag with diapers, change of clothing, bottles and toys. In there you will not find lip stick, makeup or my san...read more

by Susan Day Campbell

Mommyhood can try the patience of even the most perfect parent. As just such a paragon of virtue, I can attest to that. For instance, children, when faced with what should be a relatively uncomplicated task, like getting...read more

by Tristan Moorhen

Top Ten Reasons I'm the Perfect Parent 10. I'm the perfect parent because I never EVER discipline my child when I'm angry, not even when they spilled paint all over our indoor-outdoor carpet, left crayons on the back se...read more

by R.L Hanlon

Preparing to change baby's bottom I had everything ready and close to hand. Fresh nappy beside me, wipes on hand and some lovely scented baby talc. I love that smell, fresh baby talcum powder, this is what I miss about li...read more

by Violet Fortune

Humor: I am a perfect parent "Safety first." and "Peace at all cost." are my mottoes, in exactly that order. I'll always assert safety before peace. That may not make me a Saint, but it brings me to perfection, as a par...read more

by Vicki Phipps

"I don't care how many parenting articles you read. If you want to know what a perfect parent looks like, then you should look at me." I say this to my adult children quite frequently. Recently, my kids began having kid...read more

by Mel Lindsay

On a good day, I like to think of myself as a perfect parent. Today is one of these days. Okay, so I've left a teabag stain on the table, there's a dirty diaper on the kitchen floor, the rubbish bin is overflowing and ...read more

by WyoMonkey

In parenting, there is one task that all soon-to-be parents have nightmares about, and parents who already have children try to pass off onto anyone who is available: diaper duty! If you are a new parent, or a parent to be...read more

by Mary Ceille Allen

To be the perfect parent, you must have the perfect children. And, of course, I did! Who else has children that never talk back, do everything that I say, act perfectly in school on a daily basis and eat whatever is put ...read more

by Betty Tesh

If you want to be the "Perfect Parent", you should begin the moment you get your new baby home. The first thing you want to do is change your entire schedule to revolve around him or her. Give up former hobbies, interests,...read more

by Trisha Orlando

How I Got To Be the Perfect Parent It's simple, really. I just did everything the opposite way of what my parents did and badda-bing! There I was, the perfect parent. I give them more than they deserve, I pick up aft...read more

by Tina Shelnutt

A Perfect Parent? Hmmm, I guess I qualify, everyone else does. The only way to see myself as a perfect parent is to focus on the way my children have turned out. This is not to say that mistakes never happened, of course t...read more

by H. Mallett

I live on the planet "I WISH"! The weather there is always' perfect! The children are all well behaved and perfectly mannered and every toy works as promised, oh yeah and batteries are always included! Actually, the reali...read more

by Veronica Bright

Contemplating the criteria for "perfect parent", I came to an amazing discovery. I AM indeed the perfect parent! Now wait! Before you roll your eyes and consider me completely insane, let me explain. As we all know, ...read more

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by Shapoura Hillsman

I am a perfect parent. I say that because my child means everything to me and I mean everything to him. A perfect parent is, when you loving your child and being their for your child. When I say loving, you have to show ...read more

by Starla Ross

I am the mother of three beautiful daughters. All of them agree I am the perfect parent, especially my daughter who is 12 years old and in her first year of junior high. She truly feels I am the perfect mom. I'll tell ...read more

by Gretchen Parent

Oh! yes, I am the perfect parent, and I am reminded of this every time my daughter says, "Mommy, you're mean!" Of course that is after I tell her that she can not have chocolate milk and cereal for dinner. Plus, my childre...read more