Humor: Bathrooms 43 Articles

by Nichole Nash

When I was growing up, the bathroom was the great talking space. It was a small rabbit hole, if you will, where mother and daughter shared secrets, talked about the important issues, and simply got away from the men. For...read more

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by J.T. Livingston

THE BLACK HOLE Picture it: one 6-year old girl, an out-house, a frisky cow, and a beautiful summer day almost at end, the sun going down on her grandmother's country home That 6-year old girl was me and the day ...read more

by Linda Batey

So there I was; sitting in the parking lot of Whole Foods in South Beach in Miami with cramps so bad all I could do was pray and grit my teeth. I was waiting in my daughter's car with her dog while she ran in to pick up a...read more

by Erin.Hughes

Lessons Learned in the Bathroom Last weekend, I had to go to my uncles house for Easter Dinner. I always dread going there, because his wife and I just don't get along. It was with a very heavy heart that I drug mys...read more

by Beth Burns

I have never liked using public restrooms. Until I decided to take a semester abroad to Jerusalem, Israel, I had managed to avoid ever using them. I got really good at "holding it." At my college in Michigan I lived in a d...read more

by Kayla Price

Situation: A man is using a urinal when it flushes as though he has already left, even though he hasn't. He ponders this confusing event with another man who walks into the urinal. Jerry A man who ponders the things ...read more

by ms felonie one

I came to the big steel door which had originally been white, I think. It was hard to tell beneath all of the dirt, graffiti and scratches that were on it. I hesitated before grabbing the knob. I then pulled a handkerchie...read more

by I-Walsh

Ok this is a story of how I turned my bathroom into a living room back into a bathroom. It all started when I got married to the most loving wife ever, or so I thought until I realized the she does not consider watching fo...read more

by Casalan

TOILET HUMOR I have always found the bathroom and toilet to be the funniest place to mess around in. When I was about 3 years old I used to drop my toys into the toilet, luckily my parents noticed them before they st...read more

by Shenni Bubb

For thirty seven years the bathroom in my parents house had not been changed.The toilet itself faced the door, and to the right was the shower recess while at the left stood the vanity and the bathtub.A pretty bathroom it ...read more

by Tara Rijon

My three-year-old granddaughter, Savannah, has never lacked when it comes to toys. From the time of her birth, her parents have provided her with all of the latest gadgets, and the older she gets the more they have increa...read more

by Ann Costello

Bathrooms ,there is never enough in anyones household ,we probably spend a large chunk of our life's either in one or waiting for one. I love to poke around bathrooms they can tell you so much about the owners . Toiletries...read more

by Haz Ghazaleh

hmmm the dreaded public bathroom eh? Why people must insist on writing their telephone numbers in their own feces is beyond me. I remember one particular evening, I was having a pub lunch as an informal interview, w...read more

by Anne Brown

First off, you must understand that my daughter is a germ-a-phobic. The girl is almost compulsive about touching things that might be dirty or contain someone else's germs. If the need to use the toilet arises while in a ...read more

by Jon Coe

The bathroom is just about the only place left on this beautiful planet where a human being can get the complete privacy that they deserve. Why, in certain European countries, the bathroom is referred to as the privy and w...read more

by Anne Marie Blackburn

Public bathrooms have a history for those of you too young enough to know. About 30 years ago, there were "paid for" stalls and those that were NOT! The psychology behind this arrangement was that if someone paid a quarter...read more

by Anna Sam

The last place I could probably humiliate myself is in a bathroom. Boy, I was wrong. It all happened in my elementary school, during recess, right after my lunch. I was in the fourth grade, I believe. My friends and I were...read more

by Joey Johnson

Mark was a small but tuff little first grader. He loved to bully people around and started at a young age. His brother, Josh was just a little younger then him and just about the opposite too. The look exactly the same, ...read more

by Bob Cornell

You awake to a glorious spring like day, in which the birds are chirping and singing their many songs and the vast array of flowers paint a beautiful portrait for you. After having your first cup of coffee and shaking y...read more

by Panda Bear

Her bare feet shuffled softly down the dimly lit corridor, unfamiliar as it was. Pausing briefly, her hands searched the finely carved mahogany mass for a smooth, cold orb that would grant her entrance. Ahh, there it was, ...read more