Humor: Wal-Mart 14 Articles

by Keith Wick

Entering Walmart is like traveling in an evolutionary time-machine. I find that the amount of time I stay in the store will determine where I will fall on the evolutionary scale of man. The longer I remain in the store t...read more

by Michael Harrison

I took a part-time job at WalMart during the holidays, talk about your momentary lapse of reason. It was seasonal, figured we could use the extra income and besides, it's WalMart, how hard could it be. Little did I know ...read more

by Thinkinfyou

BEWARE OF THE WAL-MARTIANS! This might sound a little un American but, I don't enjoy trips to my local Wal-Mart. Now I won't go as far as to say that I don't like Wal-Marts in general, because I have never been in a W...read more

by Amanda Barry

Here in the UK we have a range of supermarkets which suit a range of wallets. For those lucky, lucky folks who are not being brow beaten by the dreaded credit crunch there is Waitrose: the home of fine deli style food and ...read more

by None Ofyerbusiness

... It was late, a cold and clear night that I had found my way into the, sadly enough, air conditioned confines of stamped and approved Wal-Mart shopping center. Attired in no more than me jeans, button up shirt, and jack...read more

by Rick Lanning

PERFECTION IN A PRODUCE DEPARTMENT When I lived in a small Arizona ghost town just outside Laughlin, Nevada, we had a definition for a woman who was a perfect 10. True, it was a humorous definition, with a touch of sati...read more

by Ted Sherman

We love shopping in Wal-Mart, but because our local stores are no more than 60 miles from the Mexican border, things are getting a bit different on typical days when we go to the big box store. First, instead of the usual ...read more

by Helena Stone

Lost in Walmart There I am in the Walmart in a very small town where this store is the Mall. It is not a super Walmart, but it is big enough when you are in a hurry and you are forced by your teenage daughters and ...read more

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by Matthew Lee

Wal-Mart, the mother of all retail stores. Yes, it's very easy to be lured into the inescapable traps brought forth by their mouth-dropping rollback prices. That round little smiley face isn't fooling me though. I know ...read more

by Riley Decoy

Wal-Mert is the meeting place where everyone see's everybody. When you leave wal-mart you have at least saw 5 people you knew from work or school. When your done talking, you forget what you went to Wal-Mart for. It's eith...read more

by Gavin Maxwell

Yeah I'll admit it, I shop at walmart. Am I less of a good human being because of that one fact? Well, yeah I probably am. At least I admit my shortfallings as a person. The truth is, I like buying good merchandise at a ch...read more

by Juli Schatz

Not long after Dale Ernhardt died on the track, I was shopping in Wal-Mart and approaching a display of NASCAR racing paraphernalia, much of which was emblazoned with Ernhardt's image, number, car and other identifiers. As...read more

by Vickie Marcy

When my daughter became a teenager, her interest in going anywhere with me, her mother, was non-exsistent. Unless we were going to WalMart, that is. She would usually leap out of the car as soon as it stopped, and walk ten...read more

by Elaina Mainlove

Ive encountered some pretty interesting things when it comes to Wal-Mart and rednecks. Really, it breaks down to people rather than things but in these parts, some people ARE things (if you know what I mean). A few weeks a...read more