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Poetry: Behind the times

Our Mom's a "silver surfer",
She puts us all to shame.
Last year she got a new P.C.
Now she a hip, and cool old dame.

She sends her cards by Moonpig,
She emails recipes,
She keeps her pic's in a digital frame,
And surfs the web with ease.

We pop in to see her daily,
To do the best we can,
Don't worry about me she says,
As her shopping arrives by van.

We offer to give her a trip to town,
When we think she's had enough.
"Not me!" she answers stoutly,
as she unpacks her eBay stuff.

She chats to all her friends
And blogs her personal page,
She plays on line at bingo,
How she loves this modern age!

She fills out questionnaires.
Downloads music all the time.
She copies all the latest films,
(even though it is a crime).

Our Mom has taken to cyberspace,
Like a duck would take to water.
And if I complain, she simply says:
"You're behind the times my daughter!"

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  • 1 of 38

    by Jane Allyson

    Our Mom's a "silver surfer",
    She puts us all to shame.
    Last year she got a new P.C.
    Now she a hip, and cool old dame.

    She

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  • 2 of 38

    by C F Tinney

    Oh rocking chair and sunshine,
    Where on my porch I sit,
    No television here today,
    No light do I have lit.

    Oh how wonderful to

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  • 3 of 38

    by C. L. Craven

    "Grandma's Path"

    "I am behind the times", she says,
    In her kitchen poorly lit.
    "I do not have money for such things,
    You know,

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  • 4 of 38

    by Pennee Struckman

    Little hippie
    Long hair, bandannas, blue jeans,
    Tie-dye, toke, turn off
    Mushroom, cloud and taken
    Listening first to Tommy
    Amazed.
    And

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  • 5 of 38

    by mdsagemello

    Behind the times is not so bad.

    It's more important to stay informed

    to what's relevant during the current times.

    Sure,

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