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by Jack Ivey

Use me now, pay me later
Said the credit card, negotiator
Got no cash, well never fear
Your credit cards are all right here
Use one here, the other there
And use this gold one anywhere
They're lightning fast, just swipe them through
They'll purchase anything for you
And when there done, you've spent it all
Just give our service rep a call
And pretty soon, a matter of days
You'll see your credit limit raise
So spend some more, shop all night long
But one last thing, don't get me wrong
When all your spending sprees are through
There is a coming bill that's due
And if by chance you can not pay
We'll surely come and take away
Your house, your car and all you bought
Don't try and run, you will get caught
As interest charges mount and climb
They'll be there till the end of time
Signed,
The Credit Card Negotiator
Use me now, You'll pay me later

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