Drop dead gorgeous
Eyes of blue
Hair like Marilyn
Smells nice too.

Pearls and polish
Curves so fine
Makes a mean gravy
Picks a

She going to be drop dead gorgeous
and she's going up town
She's going to find a man
If there is a man to be found.

A red head

She is drop dead gorgeous
he always would say
I love how she walks
and flips her hair in that way

He is drop dead gorgeous
she

Put one foot on, then the other
Watch the needle swinging higher
Though she knows it's pointing lower
Than it ever did before.

So

Snub nosed, pot bellied, bald, badly dressed;

Oh, you ain’t never gonna win no beauty contest –

Even your mother