How to learn how the real golfers play golf.
Updated version (fixed spelling)
1 have golf clubs
2 have an interlock grip (locking right or left pinkie with the other hands thumb.
3 Prepare for random cursing and yelling
4 Never throw your clubs in the pond with the crocodiles
5 Always try to budge the numbers when no ones looking
6 Hide your friends golf balls ( one in one out)
7 never drive the golf cart Into
A. A tree
B. A golfer
C. Another tree
D. The pond
E. The pro shop ( hint the beeping means it is in reverse)
F. Another cart
G. I cant tell you enough how important it is that you not to hit those trees
8. Don't get in a fistfight with the golf Pro (use a club!)
9. Don't put you golf clubs in someone Else's car.
10. hey guess what four means (your screwed)
11. Yell four randomly and watch everyone run
12. If your husband is going on a business trip hes not going to work
13. Never Bring the wife who doesn't shut up
14. Don't bring the wife on a trip either
15. You know what don't bring them period
16. Get drunk while playing someone has to drive make it so you don't.
15. 6 beers isn't too many
16. Never bother the bears they can run faster than the cart(they'll ketch up sooner or later, then I told you so)
17. the drunker you get the funnier.
18. Remember to stretch half way through the game
19. Don't leave you clubs on the course
20. if you find clubs on the course throw them:
A. In a tree
B. in someone Else's bag
C. in the pond
D. next to the bear
E. At the golf pro
F. At the crocodiles THEN RUN!
G. At the person swinging
H. At some random people who are watching you play
21. Don't golf with anyone with the name Dave so far were all the same ( by the end well kill YOU)
22. When the golf course closes it doesn't mean anything it is just hardcore free golf ( If you get caught You loose)
23. If your group get caught playing illegally run ( The security guard can only catch one of you and make sure its not your ride.
24. Don't fight the security guards you'll get tazed(remember what your clubs are for)
25. realize you suck at golf and quit and get lessons

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