You know things are going badly when...

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You decrotate your chirstmas tree and it falls on you when you put the angel on the top of it. You make a nice christmas dinner and eveyone in your family is there. You leave the christmas turkey to go check on something else and foretting that you left it on the counter your dog discovers it and digs in, so now what are you going to serve for dinner?

You know things are going badly when after recovery your chirstmas tree from falling you put all the presents for the children and your family under the tree the night before christmas and guess what the dog didnt stop at your turkey. After everyone fell alseep your dog decided to celebrate christmas and start chewing on the christmas presents.

You know things are going badly when the door bell rings and it is you exmother in law! You know it is going badly when you think it is a good idea to bake christmas cookies this year you forget that there in the oven and when you go to get them you find that they have been burn to the crisp even cpr couldnt save the cookies, if that isnt worse enough now you dont have enough ingrediants to make more the store is closed so now what are you gooing to?

You know things are going badly when one of your children says mom, I feel sick and gets sick at the dinner table! You know things are going badly when the christmas basookas you got to pop oppen hits your guests in the face and they end up almost chocking on the prize in side. you know things are going badly when your cat decides to introduce himself your guests at the dinner table and jumps up on the table and walks around on it when all the chrismas dinner is on it!

You know things are going badly when no one shows up for christmas dinner!

Any ways I wish everyone a very mery christmas, you know who cares if it goes badly and nothing seems to be going right it is about family and being with friends not about how nice the dinner is is or the decorations are it is about caring and sharing and being with each other espceically just loving each other and like I said being able to be to gether at christmas.

Happy Holdidays to you and yours!

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