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Makeover tips for real life desperate housewives

by Stormy

GET YOUR MAN BACK!
Competing With the Women of TV

The butterflies in your stomach turn up-side down while you witness your man gawking at the desperate housewife, or gorgeous Victoria Secret model on television. (And yes, I said gawk)-Couldn't they be a little more subtle? You quietly hope he isn't comparing your not-so-curvy figure to Eva Longoria's hour glass shape. You become automatically in- tune with your over-processed, under-colored hair- compared to the full blonde locks of Jessica Simpson. You even cringe thinking about the contents in your panty drawer compared to Tyra Banks. Go ahead, look in your panty drawer, I'll wait (Pretty pathetic huh?).


We will not belittle these women. They are immaculate! These life-size Barbie dolls portray privilege in every area of their lives. They can pay to alter and amend even the slightest imperfection. We envy them. We carry this unseen judgment in the very pit of our stomach. Daytime, primetime and late night-these women spend more time with our man than we do. This unpublished love affair has to end.
How can "WE"- the un-airbrushed, unedited, real women of today-who cook, clean AND work -get and keep the attention of our men so that their mouth-watering gawking would turn in our direction? Going under the knife seems a bit extreme. Ordering hundreds of dollars worth of diet food for a diet we will always start on Monday will put us in debt, and acting like an insecure, fit-throwing bitch is well.overrated. (Trust me, I've tried it).
Woman of today, you will no longer despise your lives; wife-swap with another man, or stand in line to marry the Bachelor. You will rise up and be the hard-working, successful women with what-ever-that-thing-is-you-do . You will continue to manage your homes, kitchens, and finance charges with a new found confidence too freighting for wordsBRACE YOURSELF real woman of today! You don't need Dr. Phil! I have a low-maintenance, no-cost, 3 step self-start solution to reveal and preserve your "sexy".
I've broken down these steps to identify a common issue and solution. Follow these steps consistently and you will be on your way to a sensual, exciting, and bold new you. What's in it for him? You will be the "real-life" celebrity in your man's life .What is in it for you?...TV offlights out.



Step One: Recognize and embrace yourself as a woman FIRST.
The Issue: Too often we become wrapped up in the things we need to get done, and the accomplishments we are working to achieve that we forget about


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