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Humor: Conspiracy theories

by Aaron Chris

Created on: March 28, 2008   Last Updated: May 11, 2008

It is painfully obvious, even to the unlettered, that America is over-stepping its authority globally. The war in Iraq is not even the worst of it. The CIA operating "black ops" projects in Libya and Uganda, American funded drug smuggling in South America and the recent death of Castro are all obvious examples of the Global conspiracy. And yet you never hear about these things on the news or in the papers.

The CIA, procuring it's funding from corrupt politicians and the South-American drug cartels, is responsible for atrocities on a horrific scale. The movement of prisoners to countries where torture is legal and holding some prisoners captive for no reason are huge human rights violations.

It is time for mercenary bands of individuals to rise up. Let this document serve as the beginning of the revolution. It is high time that people and private organizations began exerting a more direct force over their governments. I suggest a hybrid system of democracy and socialism. similar to Canada but more socialism.

If the CIA isn't stopped who knows what will happen? Do you know? I don't know. Even NATO is in on it. Ever heard of blood diamonds? Where do you think NATO gets its funding from? But where do "they" come from? They will probably attempt to silence my voice.

"The Agency" exists in stark contrast to the fundamental axioms that made the U.S. what it is today. That is, Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. By removing the Liberties of the liberated world i fail to see how "freedom" can ever be reached as an end. did you notice the similiarities between the words liberties and liberated? Strange eh? Even face book itself was created through the mutual co-operation of the CIA and the South-American drug Nazis.

America is nine trillion dollars in debt? Do you know how many people I could put in motion with that kind of capital. My God. With that kind of money poverty and sickness could have been removed from several third world countries. But I digress. This disgusting waste of capital is a classic example of Bushonian wealth miss-management. The CIA or "criminals in action" as they are frequently called by my contemporaries has committed crimes more vile then Saddam Hussein and Castro combined.

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