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Funny stories about local police

A group of teenagers were shooting each other with plastic guns that shot out little plastic balls,mind you these guns were clear plastic.

Evidently a local woman driving by perceived this as "a teenager pointing a live gun at the other teenagers".
She called the local police.

The officer arrived at the scene with the perception that these teenagers were armed and dangerous.
The police officer had his gun raised and ready to fire at the local teen.
He says..."hands in the air,drop the gun,get on the ground"!

Now at this point it's not very funny,both the teen and officer are feared for their life!

The officer asks..."what are you doing with a gun?"...the boy replies...
"shooting my friends."

The officer is confused.No one is laying shot dead or bleeding.
He walks over finally and confiscates the "lethal weapon".
He says to the teen..."I was feared for my life."a plastic gun o my goodness.
The teen says..."you?,I had a plastic gun!,I thought you were going to kill me over a toy!".

The officer keeps the gun as evidence to this chronically retarded episode.

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