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close your mouth." He whispered. "Come on let's get a burger and I'll explain."

He pulled her over to the counter.

"Hi Frank. Can we get two cosmic burger meal sets with extra fries, please?"

"Adam, hi. Good to see you again. It's been a couple of weeks, aye? Um...do you want ketchup?"

"Yes, please."

Frank was very tall, very thin, and very bendy. He had to bend his neck right down to his stomach to speak to Adam. He was light purple, and covered in dark pink spots. He had three fingers on each of his long bendy arms, three long bendy antennae coming out of his head, and three eyes in the middle of his long bendy face.

Now he bent his head behind him and poked it into the kitchen there. He shouted out to someone they couldn't see.

"Whizzzy whizzzy waaaa waaaa whooooop whooooop ?"

"Whizzzle," was shouted back.

Frank pulled his head out of the kitchen and turned his head back round to them.

"That'll just be a few minutes. Right, that comes to eight unis ninety two."

Adam pulled a strange yellow note out of his pocket and handed it to Frank, who gave him a couple of coins back.

"Unis are universe dollars." Adam explained.

Just then one of the little knee high purple aliens approached the other till at the counter.

"Meeee ma muu me muuuuu mo mu ma miiiiii muuuuu miii me moooooo maaa meeee mu moo?"

"Muuuuu me mooooo" Said the tall bendy alien while handing something over the counter to the little one.

"Wispooooops can speak every language in the universe," said Adam.

"...but whhh...."

But now their burgers were ready so Adam took the tray from Frank and headed over to a table by the window next to the kissing yellow Frangolies.

It was dark outside, but Sarah could see thousands and thousands of stars, and several planets. The closest was a bright orange planet, then a smoky grey one with a blue ring, and in the distance a pink one broken up into little islands.

"This planet is Planet Wispooooop. The orange one is Planet Frangola, the grey one is Planet Grunt and the far one is Planet Meemoosa, where those little purple aliens over there come from."

"Adam...wwwww...what's going on?"

"Okay, I'll explain. Well, a couple of years ago, I was zapped up by an alien Professor on Planet Meemoosa. He wanted to do experiments on me to find out about humans and planet Earth, but while I was there we kind of became friends. So I told him about Earth, and he showed me around Meemoosa. And then he sent me home. But, a couple of weeks later the Meemoos had a problem. Their king and queen had been kidnapped


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