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One day my dog looked at me and said, "Can you imagine that -
There goes a purple pony being ridden by a cat!"

Quite puzzled by the site of this, I said "No sir, I cannot.
Why would that pony let a cat ride upon him as he trots."

We pondered that predicament when shortly there strode by
A giant with a monkey wrench and a cold banana creme pie.

He was followed by a wizard, a gorilla, and an elf.
I slowly watched them parade on by then grabbed a bottle of the shelf.

I poured a shot for doggy and another one for me.
He growled slowly before saying, "I'm an alcoholic you big silly!"

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