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Poetry: Humorous poems for children

Sneaky Snake

Oh little Sneaky snake.
He's got the bellyache,
Because he drank a lake.
Thought it was a shake,
It was chocolate brown.
So Sneaky slurped it down.

Oh little Sneaky snake.
He's got the belly ache,
Because he ate a house.
Thought it was a mouse.
It was a rodent gray.
So he ate it any way.

Now that little, lake slurping,
Slithering, burping,
House eating, juvenile
Is a wee bit wiser reptile.

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