by Richard Collins

Created on: March 16, 2008

The Christian Morality Help Center Project

Christians rely on religious texts such as the bible to guide their moral behavior, or if they cannot find an answer to their moral issue in the Bible they consult their clerics. As our product experts here at the Christian Morality Help Center closely examined these options, we had no alternative but to conclude a new approach using modern technology will be the best solution to helping Christians live morally. By the way, the Cell Phone Bible Edition and the more compact Cell Phone Ten Commandments edition are going to be ready for release, real soon. Until then, Christians can carry a printed edition of the KJB, NIV, RSV, ASV; Greek N-A or any combination you like at all times in their purse or backpack. But, we realize how tiring that can be after a while. That's why our team has laid in a supply of Jolt Cola and Cheetos and is working around the clock to develop our product spec.

PROBLEM DEFINITION
Even if a Christian has one or more bibles or a copy of the Ten Commandments with them, it is often difficult to find the exact bible verse or commandment that fits your immediate moral dilemma and time is often a pressing factor. All of us Christians know our Bibles are just crammed with helpful advice, but unfortunately, most of it is contradictory and you wind up after wasting your precious time applying your own common sense, anyway. Well we are going to eliminate time wasting bible searches for you. You'll see. It's going to be great. We will even be including a solution to the fat man on the overpass dilemma.

When you think about it, the Ten Commandments are not much help in our modern world what with suicidal religious maniacs running about and truck bombers on the loose. Plus, who can remember all 10 of the commandments, or is it 18 or 20? Secondly, I don't recall reading anything in the commandments about overpasses, passenger trolleys or sacrificing one fat man to save other lives. What is it with fat men anyway?

We say the Ten Commandments are just too simplistic to help modern people, with all due respect of course. With just a modicum of thought you can easily see that even that old workhorse of ethical thought, the Golden Rule, is no help with the fat man and the trolley dilemma. Because, if I am the fat man I don't want to get thrown on the tracks. No way! And I never, ever indicated I would throw someone over the railing, either. How does the Golden Rule apply?

Let me assure you the Christian Morality Help

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