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Yum, Brett Michaels, the gorgeous frontman of Poison is looking for love? Oh, wait, those pictures and hair are from 20 years ago. Never mind. That was what I thought when I saw the promos for Rock of Love, but then somehow through the evil magic of reality t.v., I got pulled in, I admit it. When nothing else is on, and you really do feel as if you've managed to read every meaningful book in the English language, something like this show, Rock of Love, sinks its claws right in. In the train wreck tradition of reality t.v. this show does not disappoint; there's the has been, although still kinda cute rocker, loads of trailer trash and one or two females who can actually string together a sentence, copius amounts of alcohol, challenges to win dates, and of course a stripper pole. Really, what would we do if there wasn't a stripper pole.

You simply can't turn away from watching skimpily clad, incredibly stupid girls, chase greased pigs, get into cat fights, and trying to speak through lips so injected, that the words, were the actually English, would still be incomprehensible. You watch, even though your face is screwed up in a horrified cringe. I don't where exactly they scared these girls up from, perhaps they were the dregs from every seedy strip club in Los Angeles, but beautiful, they for the vast majority, are not. They're scary enough when all "dolled" up, then we get to see them in the mornings after binge drinking, and it really makes you wonder just what Brett is thinking.

So, back to the star of the show. I will say, thinning hair, and apparent wig and all, Brett Michaels is still totally sexy. Must be the eyeliner and the whole cowboy thing. Besides that, he also actually seems to be an intelligent and down to earth guy. Which again makes me wonder if all guys are really this stupid when it comes to women. It would appear that for the most part all a girl has to do to get a little love is show up with giant bad implants, Tammy Faye makeup, and hooker wear. The man keeps going on about how beautiful these girls are, and I just think, is he back there before shooting cringing, or has he been around groupies so long, that he's forgotten that going around looking like 20 dollars for a good time, is just not acceptable. Not to mention that any woman watching the show has to be ick'd out by his constant make out sessions with so many questionable females; though I believe they are all tested before the show, which the need for that

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