3 of 10

Write now Article Tools

You can tell that, unlike women, men never check out their own back view. If you did, you'd realise those baggy jeans make you look as if you have short, stumpy legs and a sad, saggy ass. What woman is going to find that attractive?

At the other extreme are skinny (what I would call drainpipe) jeans. Unfortunately the only men who seem to wear them are painfully thin dweebs, who look like they're walking on matchsticks! And even they sometimes wear them low on the hips and baggy in the behind. Not to mention that the tiny legs make their feet look like dinner plates.

If you are the long and lanky type, you're lucky - you're a natural clothes horse, PROVIDED you avoid skin-tight garments like skinny jeans.

If you want to impress women, you need a well-cut pair of fitted jeans. If you have a nicely muscled butt, it will show it off - and believe me, women appreciate a nice rear view as much as you do. Even if your rear end is less than perfect, the right pair of nicely fitted jeans can do a lot to improve it.

Whatever fashion you choose, the most important thing is freshness. A daily shower goes without saying. Make sure your nails are nicely cut and clean. If you must hang on to that favourite T-shirt or sweater that's past its best, wear it around the house - NOT when you go out for the evening, especially on a date! When collars and cuffs start fraying, it's time to throw out those shirts and buy new. Dirty Reeboks or scuffed leather shoes will lose you marks, too.

Same goes for underwear. If you're lucky enough to get to the point of removing your clothing in a lady's company, I know you're not going to notice if HER undies are a litte threadbare - but believe me, SHE will notice if your Y-fronts are stained, holey or saggy, and she WILL care!

A woman can be very forgiving of a man who has poor fashion sense. She knows that, if the relationship gets serious, she can always fix that by buying his clothes for him. But if his clothes say he doesn't care about hygiene or is too miserly to replace old clothes, that's a different matter altogether.

So don't worry too much about whether you're following the latest fashion trends. Just take a good look at yourself when you buy clothes - preferably from the back as well as the front! - to make sure they don't distort your body or make you look fatter/thinner/shorter than you really are. Then make sure you keep those clothes, and yourself, in good shape!

Learn more about this author, Dancing Queen.
Click here to send this author comments or questions.

Add your voice

Know something about Sharp dressed man: Fashion tips for men trying to impress women?
We want to hear your view. Write now!