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upon which the little chap's manhood springs into action.

At half the length of his body, his "johnson" stands as erect as a horizontal flagpole overdosed by Viagra! How many of these well endowed but diminutive chaps are scattered around the world is anyone's guess, but their popularity is undoubtedly down to their novelty factor.

Sometime during the last thirty years the wood carvers of Baguio pondered upon peculiar logic. "Let's remove the little man and his barrel" they said, "and just carve the appendage!" So successful was their manufacture, popular opinion believes these extraordinary carvings to be made by the indigenous mountain tribes which still inhabit the landscape.

There's no denying that symbols of virility are commonplace amongst ancient peoples, but this particular one is purely commercially driven. The problem over time became their ever increasing girth.

It cannot be denied, subject to your point of view, that they are carved to perfection. Some small enough to attach on a key ring, and some large enough to shame a thoroughbred stallion. Immaculately smoothed and polished they are an irresistible buy.

How they are supposed to travel through airline security however, is something which should be considered prior to the impulsive purchase.

So what then were the noble burghers of Baguio to do? As yet little action appears to have been implemented. In fact the problem appears to be growing, especially the key chains which hang prolifically and abundantly like grapes on a vine.

If it's all about supply and demand, then this is one pert little product which is clearly standing up to scrutiny.

Baguio is full of surprises. Arriving there is just the first.

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