This is insane! Are you kidding?
Just get out of my way!
Surely you only do this to spite me!
I'm in a hurry today!

There is no reason to go so slow,
besides how old that you are!
Of course you've got to be old!
I can't see anyone in the car!

Nothing in front of you except,
the beauty of clear open road!

You drive as if you are behind a huge semi,
which attempts to pull a wide load!

Please stop braking and swerving!
I've almost rear ended you twice!
Are you driving with your car geared into neutral?
Putting it into drive would be nice!

Now if this was me driving,
surely a cop would be pulling me over!
He would have to think I was drunk!
But your just old and your sober!

I don't mean to be degrading,
but this is so very frustrating!
I need to pick up my daughter from day care,
before she is old enough to be dating!

And for what are you waiting?
the light clearly is green!
I'm honking to see if you're still alive!
I really don't mean to be mean!

Where is the bingo convention,
or bridge better yet?
I left my house early this morning,
now the sun is beginning to set!

Just tell me where you are going!
So I can go in another direction!
No you cannot just suddenly stop,
in the middle of an intersection!

Driving really isn't so hard!
It's not that confusing!
Have you even the slightest idea,
the rules of the road your abusing?

Please just don't get anyone killed!
I guess that is for what I am striving.
The most hazardous road condition,
is old people driving!

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