I but my parents and sisters couldn't tell you the numbers of times they had caught me sleep walking when I was a child. Almost every time they caught me, I was looking for the bathroom. Which was kinda bad because our house wasn't big at all. The bathroom was right next to my sisters and I bedroom.

There was this one time my sisters had told me that I got up and said that I had to go to the bathroom. So they told me to go. At the time we had a vanity and chair in our room. So instead of heading out the door to go to the bathroom I got up, went over towards the vanity and chair and proceeded to pull down my pajamas and was going to use the bathroom on the chair. They were all screaming at me until I stopped and pulled me pajamas back up and went out the door. But instead of going to the bathroom I went in the living room were my mom and dad was at. My mom looked at me and said what do you want. I said again that I had to go to the bathroom. So she told me to go but I just stood there. She told me again to go tot the bathroom but I still just stood there. Finely she got up and took me in the bathroom.

Another time I had caught my own self sleep walking. In my sisters and my room we had to two sets of bunk beds. At the time I was sleeping on one of the top bunks. While I was sleeping I was having this really weird dream that I was sleeping on two dining room chairs and I had too, again, go to the bathroom. So in the dream I sat up in the dining room chairs. Which actually I went and put my legs over the railing of the bunk bed. In my dream I should have noticed something was wrong when I couldn't touch the floor and everything was pitch black, but I didn't. So in my dream I proceeded to jump off the dining room chairs and when I did I felt like I was falling. Which I actually was falling because I jumped of the top bunk. Hitting the the floor was a rude awaking. Only good thing about falling off the top bunk at that time was my sisters and I had a bunch of stuffed animals on the floor and I fell right on them giving me a more softer landing.

Now that I'm grown I don't think I sleep walk any more, but my boy friend laughs at me all the time because he says I say some of the off the wall stuff while I'm asleep. He says half the time he can't even understand me.

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