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for Christ in this world, representing His interests. They will be "recalled" in the rapture immediately prior to....what follows). So you're looking for informed predictions about the date of the Rapture of the Christian church from this world? There certainly is materiel which the diligent and discerning researcher may use as a guide. I personally would point you to materiel dealing with near-term financial collapse and re-shaping of the world's financial system. Carefully view Middle East developments, and consider such near-term developments as the collapse of America's Oglala aquifer, underpinning the world's grain reserves. You may view my Helium profile and see for yourself some of what Satan and his globalist minions have done through the film industry (although, regrettably, space did not allow me to explain in detail the background scenarios from which these films were derived). Then go throw some cold water all over your face, and conclude that, in all probability, you've been thinking and living in a way which ensured that you will be left behind, then.....whoooooooooosh! Oh, my God! There's Wolf Blitzer, and Lou Dobbs at CNN, discussing the disappearance of millions of people. There's Hillary Clinton and Bill (fresh back from Las Vegas on one of his humanitarian gestures here to keep those young escort ladies from getting too lonely). There's Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, sort of hard-pressed to come up with any relevant jokes. There's something different about the atmosphere around everybody. There's no peace, as if some constraining bonds have just been removed........well, the upside to all this is that now you don't have to read any more Helium articles to determine when the Rapture will occur. Good luck. The Gunderson Steel Company in Portland, Oregon, in copperation with the New World Order, has 30,000 guillotines stored at two depots (one in Montana, the other in Louisiana) just for you and those like you. And speaking of The New World Order, there's George Bush. Guess ol' Skull & Bones and deployer of all that depleted uranium weaponry in Iraq wasn't a Christian after all. Fooled ya!

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