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Porcelain God: Friend or Foe?

The porcelain god: a necessary location for relief; a reassuring place to convene; a podium upon which to confide. Coming and going, guests express their appreciation and admiration and at times disgust always with a sigh and single interjection: ah.

Some look forward to visiting him, while others wish to never see him again. More often than not, people wait in long lines to be near him, to feel the comfort of his touch. Many find reassurance in having conversations with him, even going as far as to profiling confessions and declaring promises. Although he does have a large mouth, he never interrupts, degrades, or talks back. He is everywhere, yet he remains still. Is there anything or anyone else on earth that receives so much company or is so versatile in their needs and uses? I think not.

"Boy, I can't hold it any longer," is a statement commonly spoken or grunted prior to a trip to the porcelain god. While individuals nowadays are selfish and will not lend a helping hand to somebody who is losing grasp of his or her load, the porcelain god is the lone dependable one. He brings so much relief by just simply being present, and you always know he is there.

"I'm next!" is frequently declared in a procession of visitors. Only the line to see Santa Claus around Christmas at local malls can compete with the length of the line to see this god. The porcelain god is sought after endlessly, even multiple times per day. While most stores and restaurants can meet the demands of his admirers, it is in homes where there never seems to be enough of him. It is almost necessary for there to be one of him for every being in the world.

To be needed by so many, so regularly; you really must admire his patience for not malfunctioning more often. It isn't any wonder he runs over at times and altogether stops working other times. Everybody gets sick or needs some time off; why should he be an exception? He is not properly appreciated and never gets any form of recognition, and he doesn't make it a point to remind us of this either. That is far more than we can say.

On the other hand, he can be very cold. We must not think this is selfishness though. As a deity he has no blood and no heartbeat. How can you create heat without these? Regardless, this chill does tend to bring out anger in a goose-bumped victim. This is a natural reaction, but we really should be more patient. Think about it: our touch is not necessarily the most delicate at times. In any event

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