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Poetry: Humorous

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  by HELIUM DUMPING GROUND FOR WOULD-BE WRITERS

  'Billy Whispers'

  Billy Whispers worked at the library. Books his specialty.
  He kept the noise down all day long,
  As he

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  by Shona K

  Sailor Sim

  Oh, there was once a sailor called Sim,
  Who thought himself a very clever fellow.
  He'd challenge all the men in

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  by Lostash

  "Excuse me Garcon, yes please, ME!,
  Could I possibly order my tea?
  I've been here an hour-the service is poor,
  Stop watching

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  by Alisa Stoker

  Ordinary

  It was an ordinary morning
  It was an ordinary day
  There were just ordinary people
  The sky was ordinarly grey

  The streets

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  by Ben Winsor

  An Ode to Microsoft

  Oh MSN, you give me much pleasure,
  A place on the net to relax at my leisure,
  Your messaging client has

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Poetry: Humorous