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by Ben Winsor

An Ode to Microsoft

Oh MSN, you give me much pleasure,
A place on the net to relax at my leisure,
Your messaging client has changed my life,
It helped me to meet my new Russian wife,

All of your programs with bugs are alive,
There's that classic error, 'number 2835'
'A required DLL has failed to load',
And that valuable rarity, 'corrupted code'.

Your ads and promotions are never distasteful,
The way they pop up is ever so graceful,
And who could forget that friendly paperclip,
His jokes and his dancing were ever so hip.

You guys at Microsoft covered my back,
Your great office suite crashed both my PC and Mac,
But now my sweet poem must come to an end,
For Microsoft's Word has crashed once again.

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