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of. Angry with the farthest neighbor from her, she went to his place of work and posted signs announcing him as a thief and dog killer. This man had never had any dealings with the woman and he owned two dogs of his own. Besides her dog was like and well and telling her fantastic stories.

Seems one day this dog carried volleyball sized rock to her from the front yard. As he dropped the rock at her feet, this amazing dog proceeded to tell her that I had thrown that rock at him for no good reason at all. This tale was carried to her drinking friend next door before it made its way to my ears. Imagine my surprise as two drunk, drooling, slurring females confronted me with the tale of my horrible deed. Sure, I did not like her dog especially when it continuously left extra large piles all over my yard.

However, this was just too much. The rock was huge, too big for any dog to carry not that one would. Alcohol induced anger flashed like flames through their eyes as I burst into uncontrollable laughter. After listening to them curse and rant for twenty minutes more I calmly informed them that if they did not leave I would turn my own dog loose to escort them from the property. They left but it was not over, not yet anyway.

Cheryl finally carried her tale to my next-door neighbor who also happens to be my mother-in-law after she decided to befriend her. It ended shortly after that when she finally called me out into the road to settle everything for the last time. As I walked out to meet her, though she continued walking down the road, taunting me with every step. She did not stop walking until she was on the neighbor's property knowing that I would not continue. I respect others to much to start something like that on their property if I can avoid it.

The crazy ex-Bandito, KKK, whiskey drinking, cat killing psychopathic woman stills lives across the road but now she is all alone. Even her drinking friend finally got tired of her weirdness and ran her off. There is still one empty house on this road though and it is currently on the market. Here's hoping someone normal will occupy that space. Lord knows this road cannot handle many more odd ducks before they fence the neighborhood off as the local nut community.

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