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Poetry: Christmas humor

Haunted by Christmas

Sometimes I sympathize with Ebenezer,
especially on Christmas morn,
sitting among the ghosts of Christmas presents:
bows, boxes and wrapping paper torn.

Forcing my eyes to open,
feeling very, very tired,
facing again those dreaded apparitions:
"Batteries not included;" "Some assembly required."

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