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Poetry: Christmas humor

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  by Doug Burrell

  Derek, The Christmas Gorilla

  Now, gather 'round and you all will hear
  A classic tale of Christmas cheer.
  You won't believe what

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  by Dan Weaver

  Haunted by Christmas

  Sometimes I sympathize with Ebenezer,
  especially on Christmas morn,
  sitting among the ghosts of Christmas

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  by Brenda Ethridge

  Church Candy

  Hush little children, the clergyman issued with haste,

  We must ask blessings from our Savior, not let time waste.

  Hush

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  by Sullivan Vullo

  As Christmas drew near I began to prepare
  I was nice to my sister, quit pulling her hair
  I visited Santa, he works at the mall
  He

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  by Stocker Wiley

  Almost No Christmas

  The Elvin influenza
  Struck without warning
  Just three days before
  Christmas morning

  Not one Elf was working
  The

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