Iowa started the 2008 Elections by supporting Obama thinking they were supporting Alabama in College Football. Afterwards, the Democratic Party started to appear like a wrestling match between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama with their spouses being the managers of a boxing match instead of an election. Recently, Obama proved that he could win Maine, Kansas, Washington, and Louisiana with his new hit called "Change". I saw the hit on You Tube and he is singing "Change" with the background music of the song [written and recorded by Michael Jackson] called "YouCan't Get out Of the Rain". Obama even dedicated the song to the Clintons.

On the other hand, Hillary Clinton came out with her version of the song "Respect" accompanied by the Washington New York Chorus composed of Condoleeza Rice, Ann Coulter, Nancy Pelosi [who was reading the latest on botox treatment], and Chelsea Clinton. There is also a new group called "The Bushes and The Kennedys" who have dedicated themselves to sing with Arnold Schwarzneggar "California Dreaming" and the Mungo Jerry hit "In the Summer Time" to the tune of burps and farts.

The Republicans on the other hand have been practicing the fine art of dirty politics after dirtying their hands in oil. After all, the Republicans forgot about what they learned from Reagan and concentrated on learning from Eisenhower and Ford. The result is dirty politics and applying the politics of the twentieth century to the twenty first century. Mc Cain is clueless on what is happening in America but wins the primaries, Huckabee claims that Washington was stolen from him only to receive the warning "Good Things Come to Those That Wait but Not Those Who Wait Too Late", and Romney withdraws. Ron Paul makes the mistake of thinking that he would have aa better chance of becoming President but the US Mainstream Media does not pay attention to him.

Ron Paul asks for publicity from FOX, CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, and CNN and the response is that the personalities from those stations are busy applying make up and painting their toenails for the next part of this comic soap opera that excludes anyone who is not a Republican and Democrat. Ron Paul need not be depressed since a recent poll from Al Jazeera states that if Al Jazeera Supporters were the US Electorate, he or Barack Obama would easily win the White House without the joke called the Primaries and Electoral College.

I look at this mess and I say as always, I support George Phillies and the Libertarians since they are the only serious candidates in this election.

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