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In the jungle of the workplace, you can smell the scent of warm toner mingled with fresh java as it hangs in the air. Small ficus trees sprout next to sunlit windows and as far as the eye can see is the beautifully organized motif of cubicles. Each one buzzing with the sound of delicate fingers on keyboards, domiciles to the diligent souls who are contributing to keep the jungle alive. There are predators afoot in this jungle, and if you aren't careful, you won't survive long.

When you think about it, the workplace and the people in it are very fascinating. It's a group of individuals all working hard to ensure the survival of something larger than themselves, the company, which in turns aids their survival. It's a wonderful symbiotic relationship, but it makes your wonder, how do they do it? How do they survive in the workplace?

I've spent many years as a Workologist, living in this jungle, and studying the strange behaviors of the creatures in it. I have learned how to survive, and I'm writing to you so that if you are ever in the jungle of the workplace, you'll know exactly what to do to survive and prosper.

1. Timeliness

In this jungle, those who are late to work and come in when they want to tend to disappear rather quickly. It is better to be early in this place rather than late, so make sure you do so. Be sure not to take breaks or lunches that are too long, and if you have meetings or appointments, it's always good to be there before they start. Your coworkers will respect you more and know that you care about your job and survival in it.

2. Dress & Hygiene

In the Serengeti the lions can smell your fear, and in the Workplace the boss can smell your BO. It's extremely important to smell nice, or have no smell at all. Poor hygiene like bad breath and body odor is unprofessional and make you appear dirty...because you are. Bathe yourself often, brush your teeth, and throw on some cologne/perfume. Dress yourself to fit the guidelines of your job's dress code. Typically you dress formal in a business environment, semi-casual in a factory environment or when doing physical labor, and wear a uniform if it requires it.

3. Be Respectful, Courteous, and Appreciative

When working with others, it's best to follow the golden rule, do unto others as you would have them do unto you. If you treat your coworkers well, you'll be treated well in return. Show your coworkers and supervisors respect, they deserve it just as you do. Remember to be courteous by saying things like

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