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Sometimes enough is just enough, here are a few reasons that a girl should "call it a night":

- You have no idea where your friends are
- You have no idea where you are
- You have no idea who the guy you are with is
- You have no idea where your car is
- You have no idea if you even brought a car
- You have become convinced that shaking your butt like Beyonce is the sexiest thing ever

- You honestly believe that you can beat somebody up and it seems like a good idea
- You are going to the bathroom every 10 minutes
- You are belting out 80's tunes at the local karaoke club
- You are talking to your enemy, and telling her you should be friends
- You are considering peeing outside
- You have suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it
- You look more like a prostitute than a princess
- You have a sudden overwhelming urge to take off your clothing
- You are convinced that the bartender has not put alcohol in your drink
- You have removed your shoes so you can walk better
- You are calling your ex boyfriend
- You are hugging strangers
- You think it is a good idea to make-out with your best friend for $20
- You are ASKING men to buy you drinks
- You are looking for half full beers to drink
- The creepy guy in the corner suddenly seems so interesting and somewhat sexy
- You are crying and telling everyone that you love them
- You drop your 3 a.m. hot dog on the ground and consider picking it up and eating it
- You have less than 3 hours before work
- You are so tired you just sit on the floor, so what if it is the dance floor
- Your pillow feels a lot like the bathroom floor
- You believe that stripping and dancing on a pole is an honest way to make money
- You have a plan to make life easier, you will just sleep over at your guy friends house
- You have maxed out your credit card
- You cannot remember what you just said
- You are not making sense to anyone, even yourself
- You are dancing on a table
- You are checking out the much younger guy across the room
- You are still dancing after the music is stopped and the bar is closing
- You are fighting with the DJ to play Ricky Martin
- You are in a cab with a stranger
- You are covered in vomit

If you are experiencing any of the above listed symptoms it is best to just "call it a night" and save your self the embarrassment of the morning "where am I" wake up!

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