A few good jokes:

1. One day a fourth-grade teachers asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, orthodontist, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Mike was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's and exotic dancer in a gay cabaret named "DaVinci's Decadent Dance Den" and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Mike aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

2. A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, then he decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young lady sitting in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you are having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the lecture.

3. A lady went into a bar in Waco, Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well thankee ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer may services before." "Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

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