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Valentine's Day gift blunders by men

It's nearing that mushy time of year again where our women expect us men to be charming, sensitive and romantic. That being said, isn't it about time to begin the tedious task of searching for that perfect gift, a gift that communicates all three of these noble virtues, all the while preserving your manly dignity and peace of mind? Of course it is, but unfortunately all too many of us men get caught up in wanting to get away from the tried and true flowers, candy and jewelry and make an attempt at being creative.

To that end, there are countless men in the world who rethink the whole Valentines Day gift giving tradition, and convince themselves that thinking out side the chocolate box is a much better way to say I love you. Well, I'm here to tell you that unless you are very careful, thinking outside the box can get you into a lot of trouble. Hopefully, after reading this you'll be able to recognize those items that could potentially come back to haunt you.

When thinking of gifts to avoid giving to your woman, for instance, avoid those cool gifts that you would want someone to give to you. Scientific studies have shown that most women, for one reason or another, would prefer to not receive a half inch breaker bar, or a fishing pole with a full array of lures. In addition, my advice to you is don't buy your significant other a set of stainless steel Allen wrenches, or a subscription to popular mechanics.

Even more important than above, avoid giving gifts that imply your better half is over weight. For example, Valentine's Day is not a good day to present your lady with a new bathroom scale. Additionally, it's a good idea to pass up that used copy of, "Sweatin' to the Oldies" that you've had your eye on in Goodwill for the past month. Also, don't give your better half a dress that is three sizes to small nor three sizes too large. If it's too small, she'll think you want her to loose weight, and if it's too large, you're implying she's too fat.

Avoid obtaining Valentine's Day gifts that say, "You're a slob. For instance, don't give her a new pack of swiffer pads, or a few cans of lemon fresh Pledge thinking you've satisfied your woman's requirements since, upon opening the gift wrapping, these items have an unusually high probability of being given back to you at a higher velocity than when you gave them to her. Also, avoid presenting your lady with a new broom and mop, unless you're prepared to become intimate with them.


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