Oh my goodness, what a great question to ask! I have never thought about this but have to admit I was quite startled when I began to actually think about it. I realize this is a fantasy question, but I definitely know what I would do if this happened to me.

The very first thing I would do is to go to a doctor! I mean, weighing a million pounds could never be because of "not eating healthy". I would probably have gone to see someone before I actually weighed a million pounds, but then again, where would I find a scale that would tell me this? Hmmm, that could be a future topic, eh? Don't steal it people, I have proof this was my idea, here in writing.

Anyhow, I would ask this doctor why I weighed so much. I'm thinking he would need some other doctors to help him with the physical exam. I've seen a half ton man before, well, not like in real life, but on TV and oh my gawd...he was so huge! So, being a million pounds is like, uh, so much huger, like at least double or something! I would hope that my doctor(s) could tell me I have a thyroid problem or something and remove it so the weight would fall off.

If my weight problem wasn't a medical issue, The next thing I would do is to go Weight Watchers and join a gym. Wait, make that Jenny Craig. That seems like a great place cause look at Kirstie Alley, she was a major tubbo and lost a lot of weight with them. I still think she could stand to lose another 20 pounds or so, but whatever, as long as "she's" happy with that size. She's very hippy though, don't you agree? Oops, off the topic again, lol! I would follow exactly what Jenny told me to eat and drink. Then I would go to the gym and do what my personal trainer asked me to do. Then I would lose those million pounds. Well, I don't want to lose "all" the million pounds cause then I would be zero and you can't weigh zero, duh. I'd lose uh, I've never been great at math, ALOT of weight and get down to a size that made me look fabulous!

If I couldn't lose my million pounds with diet and exercise, I suppose I would have to go and get liposuction. I know that you can have loads of skin left over after that, I watch The Discovery Channel, so I would need to see a plastic surgeon. I don't know if I could afford all of these medical expenses, so I would do research on places where I could donate my skin, like burn centers and such.

There ya go! That's what I would do if I had a million pounds. Again, great question!

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