by Kate Johns

Created on: January 23, 2008

Suddenly I feel like I've become David Letterman and now I get to sit behind his desk on his late night show with my top ten come back list for 2008. May we have a drum roll please?
Here is the top ten come back yearnings for 2008:

That Hillary Clinton will become President of the United States only for the reason that Bill Clinton will become our first ever-male first lady. Wouldn't that be great if Bill Clinton were back in the oval office? Just think of all the things he did when he was there for eight years. Now he can chase interns and conduct white house tours, without being encumbered with having the overwhelming responsibility of running the biggest superpower in the world.

Just think of Bill Clinton reading books to innocent schoolchildren, and conducting state luncheons. Can you see Bill holding hands with The British Prime Minister's wife, while Hillary talks up the Prime Minister on how they can work together for as a united team for a better future? Bill Clinton could blow his saxophone on national TV again, and give America a reason to watch TV again. While Hillary is handling all the hard work, Bill could be hard at work on his book about cigars.

That Britney Spears will get it together and launch her worldwide tour for her widely acclaimed book, simply called "Britney". This incredible story will be will be a biography of Britney's career and her personal life. It can be a book about her Mickey Mouse Club start and her meteoric rise to fame, and then her fall to strange, difficult times. Writing this could help her get it together, and it would be a lot cheaper than therapy. A renewed, healthy Miss Spears telling about her own life and how she turned it around would sell millions.

The third come back wish for 2008 is the American dollar coming out of the cellar and rebounding to its once high market value. Even the Canadian dollar, which for years was valued lower than the American dollar, has rebounded to ditch our George Washington's. With American money making a come back it will of course produce a surge of Americans to buy, buy, buy and force the housing market back out its slump, and foreclosures will become a bad dream.

Oil prices will finally reach bottom barrel, bringing gas prices down. People will be able to afford to drive their cars again, and enjoy what we used to call "going for a ride".
We can turn up the thermostats and heat our homes in relative comfort. Filling up at the tank will no longer take getting a loan from an accredited

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