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Peace Prize for Al Gore, what next, the Dalli lama appointed secretary of defense?

If you live long enough, all the things you thought could never happen, come to pass before your lying eyes. The Berlin wall, torn down, Christmas, celebrated as winter break, legal drugs, from athletes foot to erectile dysfunction are hawked 24 hours a day from that magical box sitting in the living room. Stiff washed up politicians make comebacks draped in popular celeb causes, untalented bimbos dominate not only the fan mags and rot TV shows, but fill cable and mainstream news media adnauseam.

Enter our hero, savior extrodinare, the pope of the new religion, global warming. With the planet in peril, he struts his stuff and magically transforms himself from a no nothing vice president and bedroom fund raiser to, super Al the all knowing and unimpeachable meteorologist and earth scientist. He receives his degree, not from any respected college or university, but from the all powerful and elite media. They move quickly to crown him the chicken little of the new century, of course the star struck and public school educated masses bow to his thoughtful and articulate sermons. he produces an extraordinary movie with a true hollywood ending, we all perish in the great flood, where have we heard that one before? The planet may survive but alas we and our SUV's don't, we revert back to a feudal existence, with our campfires backliting the ruins of our once proud modern society. Hold those tears, we also destroy most plant and animal life with our incandescent light bulbs, Eddison weeps.

Not only do caring bleeding heart types rush to join the army of pipsters, celebrating the coronation of mr. Al, by paying on their guilt ridden carbon credits, of which our pope enriches himself to the tune of ,latest estimate 100 million, but a legion of struggling enviormentalists flock to the popes prophecy of doom. Most will benefit from university and government grants, as long as they go with the flow and endorse the planet in peril doctrine, always follow the money ,if you really want the truth.

Enter the U N , what a world, poor backwater third world dictatorships, theocracies, second rate old world powers unite with powerful security council empires and trash the good old USA, number one criminal responsible for the heat wave destroying our mother wonderful earth.
Panic everyone, hordes of respected scientists join in on the fun, they agree the earth is warming, alas, all do not agree that we are responsible, they mention that little ole star that warms our galaxy as number one probable cause, heresy, big Al knows better, just check out his graphs and scientific observations. How dare anyone question his experts or his historical explanations, after all, you can always trust the weatherman to be right, right?

Now comes the real deal, awards pour in for this oracle of doom, do not doubt the appeal of fear or our own self importance,that can cause a belief that we can alter the fate of the blue orb and save our children, sniff, sniff, tear, tear. The big one , yes the pinnacle of recognition, respect, adoration and big payday comes a calling, the pope blushes , the media falls all over itself fawning and gushing over our hero as he joins other giants, Yassar Arafat, Jimmy Carter,Gorbacek and other esteemed politicians in winning the Nobel PEACE Prize, go figure.

Believe what you will, it is your right, adore whom you chose, I give up this fight, just remember, they grew grapes in Scotland when nere an auto was to be found.

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