God, turn me into a man"
I sat down and prayed
I am sick of being overworked
And grossly underpaid
I want to have no manners
responsibilty or class
I want to learn how to drink beer
be lazy and pass gas
I want to lay on the couch
& watch Sunday football
I dont want to go shopping
to the supermarket or mall
I don't want to worry about my weight
or if I look fat
I want to me the "man" of the house
and not the doormat
I dont want PMS
migrianes or cramps
I dont care if the carpets
go with the lamps
I dont really care about
the color of the walls
I dont really care what pictures
you hang in the halls
Now do you see god,
why I need to be a man
In my life as a woman
I have done all I can
I have been a good wife
housekeeper and mom
I have made everyone happy
my work here is done.
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over
Female in thy grace though seeketh
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