by Pixie P

Created on: January 17, 2008

God, turn me into a man"
I sat down and prayed
I am sick of being overworked
And grossly underpaid

I want to have no manners
responsibilty or class
I want to learn how to drink beer
be lazy and pass gas

I want to lay on the couch
& watch Sunday football
I dont want to go shopping
to the supermarket or mall

I don't want to worry about my weight
or if I look fat
I want to me the "man" of the house
and not the doormat

I dont want PMS
migrianes or cramps
I dont care if the carpets
go with the lamps

I dont really care about
the color of the walls
I dont really care what pictures
you hang in the halls

Now do you see god,
why I need to be a man
In my life as a woman
I have done all I can

I have been a good wife
housekeeper and mom
I have made everyone happy
my work here is done.

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