What would I do with a million pounds?

I found this to be a most interesting question, because it immediately led me to another question. That question being, "What would I do with a million pounds of what?" Many things ran through my mind as to the what, many of the things I thought of in terms of a million pounds were things I would not want to have a million pounds of. I thought of things like, mud, bricks, trash, mothballs, and the list goes on, but there were a few things that made me stop and think, and they were things I thought that I would not mind having a million pounds of.

The first thing I thought of was that I would like to have a million pounds of chocolate. Yes, rich, dark, creamy, chocolate, mmm, my favorite! Next, I considered the question we began with, "What I would do with a million pounds of chocolate"; surely, I would give it to all the women in the world who love chocolate the way that I do, and then I would give the rest to our male counterparts who are also known as choc-aholics. I do not want to settle for just talking about chocolate, although it is a delicious subject to discuss, the question being asked is too good to dedicate solely to one thing, even if it is my favorite.

Let us take butter for example, "What would I do with a million pounds of it. I think the first thing I would do is panic, and then I would contain myself and as quickly as I could, I would join a culinary school for baking pastries. Yes, sir, I would have to learn how to get rid of all that rich butter in the most delicacy kind of way. Than I would distribute the butter to anyone else who needed it. Folks, that sure is a lot of butter; just think of all the arteries it would end up in, wow, the thought is almost frightening to me, but it would most assuredly cause panic to heart specialists everywhere.

Looking at in a lighter perspective, and from my softer side, lets examine feathers. When you think of a million pounds being in the form of feathers, and then, you break it down to how many feathers it would take to make them weigh a million pounds, it is amazing what amount it would take, it would probably be a trillion-something. Now, what would I do with all those trillion-something feathers, I would make sure that everyone who is not allergic to them, had their very own soft, puffy, cushiony, pillow to snuggle up with. Enough about that, let's move on to a subject that is worth its weight in GOLD

Hmmm, what would I do with

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