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Secret Society

Don't you just hate those silly people who never flush the toilet? I think we should have a community specially made just for those silly people who never flush the toilet. We could make a place all secluded away from people who do remember to courteously flush the toilet. We wouldn't have to worry about working handles on the toilets or stocking the utility closets with plungers. Never mind if the toilet paper was thick or thin. Biodegradable, who cares? It's never going down that little hole. We could call it Bathroom Hell. Of course, we probably would have to humanely stock them with extra mops and bathroom deodorizer. Or maybe not, it would be Bathroom Hell after all. Move them all there, I say. Then we could rejoice in freedom from those silly people who never flush the toilet. We could enjoy nice sanitary places to do our bodily business. No more running from stall to stall while doing the potty dance trying to find a toilet worthy of use. Of course it wouldn't be so great for those poor souls who never flush the toilet. Ah, but here's the best part of having a society just of those silly people who never flush the toilet; it wouldn't take long before those silly people who never flush the toilet would learn that flushing the toilet does have its rewards. Then, when they promise to always flush the toilet, those silly people who never flush the toilet could come live with and be a part of the community of those wise people who always flush the toilet. Yes, I do believe a special community all their own would be the best solution for curing those silly people who never flush the toilet and presenting them to a happier flush-filled world. Then we could work on those silly-willys who insist on flushing more than they should. It might take some time but in the end it would be worth it, no doubt.

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